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Sword Demotivational Poster


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am


PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.


TAGS: sword stone democracy
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Ashson

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:01 pm
Challenge accepted!
spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword

TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Rick69

holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these


BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword

TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!

AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.

Gilgamesh -

TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by bs722

coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


TAGS: pen sword terry pratchett discworld
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by gas

Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:28 am
Terry Pratchett FTW! The man is the greatest literary genius of our age.
gas - January 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
too bad it's not mine.. :p
mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:16 am
clever one...


TAGS: swords
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:50 am
Just wait for the crying match when some one gets a clout around the ear with the plastic sword


RAINY DAYS - Beware of Ninjas

WHAT HAPPENS... - If this guy has to sneeze?

Female Ninjas -


TAGS: passwords
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by house

EpicScribbles - June 2, 2011, 6:33 pm
Thank you!
rerun - June 1, 2011, 6:16 pm

Look at top of this page, see "creat" tab? Click that and follow the instructions. Look at the posters here and get a feel for the premise. You can always PM somebody for help, we would prefer to have you ask than get discouraged and not come back.
house - June 1, 2011, 6:15 pm
just use the "Create" b***on on the menu bar. Then upload the ph**o from your file and give it a title and some text
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 5:23 pm
d***! I dont want to seem like a timmy but Im f***ing new and I'm really f***ing up how to make motifakes....i cant even figure out how to make on
rerun - May 31, 2011, 7:52 pm

Only you can be the judge of that
steph1 - May 31, 2011, 7:48 pm
does this mean - longer is better?

AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)

TAGS: password reality lord
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:11 pm

what else do we know that floats?...lolz

LET'S RECAP - Not ONE of you thought, "Hey, maybe I'll bring a gun just in case."?

TAGS: sword assignment kill bill
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:16 am
i agree w/ firefly
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:55 pm
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
Gotta love action movie rules.
Firefly - January 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
5 Lions! Finally a truly awesome caption!


TAGS: august challenge opera sword and magic helmet
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
And by dreamt I meant on a recurring basis. Daydreams too. Especially those.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:45 am
Somehow you just know that LD dreamt this poster before he got around to making it.

ANCIENT WISDOM - Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. ~Confucius~


Cynical -

TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD - So I was sure I was on top until the other guy pulled out a pen as well

TAGS: pen sword
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Venator

GaryO - September 8, 2012, 10:33 pm

Too Much Information -

TAGS: rerun big brother password error
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - August 12, 2013, 11:27 am
Ambrose Bierce made it into the ISM News ticker - he's really going places now! 5L and fav'd :-D
Cannabal - August 10, 2013, 9:46 pm
His password was only a measly seven characters long.


TAGS: forgotten password reset humor
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - November 25, 2013, 9:30 am

You miss pengen so much, you commented this twice...
steve1961 - November 25, 2013, 6:10 am
Especially since pengen left...
steve1961 - November 25, 2013, 6:10 am
Especially since pengen left...
CloudchaserS - November 25, 2013, 3:55 am
What annoys me is when a site says I *can't* have certain characters in my password and or limits it to a certain number of characters.
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 10:29 pm

lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 10:22 pm

Finding blood of a virgin is tough.
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 10:22 pm
L50%youarethewindbeneathmywings&%$#@.abracadabraopensesame@x@.... blood of? oh screw it, I'll just write a &%#@ letter
GaryO - November 24, 2013, 10:21 pm
This is not that far from the truth.


I'LL PUT DOWN MY SWORD - You put down your rock and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people

TAGS: sword day
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by gil

Bovee - March 1, 2010, 1:37 pm
yes i would watch as well.
R.S.Jake - March 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
What is this? The p***o Version of Princess Bride? I'll watch it!
rerun - January 9, 2010, 12:24 pm

and beautiful as well
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 12:19 pm
Sportsmanlike. 5L

King Arthur -

DARTH CHEWIE - How cool Would that be??

TAGS: laser sword star wars
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Arnaldo

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
And that's what makes you ***y... you don't get it.
Porcelina - January 9, 2010, 9:57 pm
what is this i dont even...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 9:16 pm

must have been the same day I slipped AG his roofie. Wonder if esop is gonna report me to the feds.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
I did the star wars/rocky horror double feature.
Arnaldo - January 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
Nota a big fan of noob/mediocre motifakers, perhaps
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 9:13 pm
Don't remember seeing YOU there.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
LOL, me too Grey.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
BIG star wars fan. went to Episode IV it's opening night
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 9:09 pm
Big Star Wars fan. But, I suspect this is an online thing... and I don't do gaming.
DreMagnum - January 9, 2010, 9:05 pm
but the penicillin would kill me....
Arnaldo - January 9, 2010, 9:04 pm
not a star wars fan, hun?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 9:04 pm
So, if I'm on my 3rd? Oh dear.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
we all get it eventually, usually one penicillin sh** works but in some cases 2 are required
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 8:57 pm
Midichlorean? Gotta explain that one better... pretty obscure to most non-virgins.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 8:48 pm
1 WTF L.
Arnaldo - January 9, 2010, 8:48 pm
Mid-Chlorian list, from http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/midi.html

Owls -

THE COLA WARS - Bring'em on!

TAGS: cola wars pepsi sword battle this is sparta *** n**** girls h**
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Woody - July 24, 2009, 9:51 am
LOL!!! Pwned
King Logicass - May 1, 2009, 2:12 am
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 3:23 am
Mike Hunt, You Sir, Are A Legend.
bring back pepsi blue!!! - August 11, 2008, 9:36 pm
um... not even i would go that far... but i respect the effor and dedication.
Mike Hunt - August 7, 2008, 3:29 pm
. - July 16, 2008, 10:11 pm
Is that CM Punk?
S.lo - July 14, 2008, 5:28 am
geee what a dork...

NUN'S WITH NUN-CHUCKS - Still get there ass kicked by ninja's

EPIC MOMENTS - Sometime take epic amount of time

TAGS: sword sunset epic warcraft wow duel fight
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Karl.o D

mine - April 27, 2009, 12:59 pm
is longer than yours. The eternal Question
NREEEOW - February 4, 2009, 10:27 pm
p**** fight?

Granny -

true strength is in the mind -

TAGS: strong h** guy with sword
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 1:15 pm
Silvy hon, I nominate you as a lifetime member in the fanzone! chuckle, chuckle...
Silverheart - May 19, 2017, 6:18 am

*gasp* you take that back! Anime is life!
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 4:53 am
ahhhhhhh..... I see the symbol fairy has been at work. Did I type 'heat'? FIGURES!
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 4:47 am
anime and video games are fiction......
Silverheart - May 19, 2017, 1:15 am

You misspelled 'heart' ^^^